LESSON 4
There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German,
an American and a French,
who found this small genie bottle. When they
rubbed the bottle, a genie appeared.
Thankful that the 4 guys had released
him out of the bottle,
He said, "Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I
will give each of you A wish.
When you run towards the pool and
jump, you shout what you want the pool of Water to become,
Then your wish will come true."
The French wanted to start.
He ran towards the pool, jumped and
shouted “WINE".
The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine.
The Frenchman was so happy swimming and drinking from the pool.
Next is the Russian's turn, he did the same and
shouted, VODKA" and Immersed himself
into a pool of vodka.
The German was next and he jumped and shouted, "BEER".
He was so contented with his beer pool.
The last is the American. He was running towards
the pool and suddenly he steps on a banana peel.
He slipped towards the pool and shouted,”SHIT!!!!!!!........."
You can decide what had happened that day.
*LESSON IV - THINK TWICE BEFORE
YOU SAY SOMETHING, BECAUSE
SOMETIMES ACCIDENTS DO HAPPEN.*

LESSON 5

The organs of the body were having a meeting;
they were trying to decide who was in charge.
Each organ took a turn to speak up:
-Brain.... I should be in charge because I run
all the bodies’ functions.
-Blood........ I should be in charge because I
circulate oxygen for the brain.
-Stomach... I should be in charge because I process
food to the brain.
-Legs......... I should be in charge because I take
the brain where it wants to go.
-Eyes......... I should be in charge
because I let the brain see where it's going.
-Asshole.....I should be in charge because I get
rid of your waste.
>>> All the other parts laughed so hard and this made
the ass hole very mad.
To prove his point, the asshole immediately
slammed tightly closed and
Stayed that way for 6 days, refusing to rid the
body of any waste whatsoever.
Day 1 - Brain got a terrible headache and cried
out for relief
Day 2 - Stomach got bloated and
began to ache terribly
Day 3 - Legs got cramps and became unstable
Day 4 - Eyes became watery and vision became blurred
Day 5 - Blood became toxic and poisoned the body
Day 6 -The other organs agreed to
let the asshole be in charge.
*MORAL OF THE STORY: NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE, OR HOW
IMPORTANT YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOU WILL FIND THAT IT IS ALWAYS
THE ASSHOLE THAT IS IN CHARGE.*